Barkity Barkity Bark Bark I’m a fucking dog and I’ll fucking bark all fucking day long/ I’ll wait till you get home and then I’ll turn it on/ I’ll even wake up the other fucking dogs/ and tell them to wait till your favorite show is on or wait till you’re trying to listen to your favorite song/ and we’ll go Barkity Barkity Bark Bark loud as one/ And throw a few more barks in there just for fun